"BOING!" said Zebedee, "Time for bed!" Ah, the childish joys of the Magic Roundabout. by that I mean this Magic Roundabout: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3DcChXNyYQ Not this abomination of town planning that the poor people of Swindon have to deal with (as if living in Swindon wasn't bad enough): So who amongst my extensive readership has a single... Continue Reading →



I thought that might catch your attention. Well just for that, you dirty minded perverts, you can keep reading ! *********** The xenos knocked on the door. I opened it and observed a strange little man who clearly suffered from xanthodontous. He saw me looking and spoke, "The condition was caused xenogenously. I use saffron... Continue Reading →

Volks Wagen

Yes, I know, another double letter posting, but hey, who could resist the obvious here? After all, the VW Beetle was ubiquitous, until it wasn't, and now it is again. The car of the 60's hippy revolution and a rival to only the mini as the coolest car of all time. The original Beetle production... Continue Reading →


We all know the old riddle: which came first, the chicken or the egg. The more intriguing question is this: Is the fruit named for the colour, or the colour named for the fruit? And why are there no rhymes for orange? It's the strangest thing. And what's even stranger is that this website managed... Continue Reading →

Jeux sans Frontiers

  Hands up everyone who remembers 'It's a Knockout' and the insane laughter of Stuart Hall, the now discredited presenter currently serving at Her Majesty's pleasure for diddling young girls (but that's a story for another day).You likely also recall the international series (well, European) titled Jeux Sans Frontieres (games without frontiers).  For my 'murican readers,... Continue Reading →


A guy walks into a bar, says “Damn, I didn’t see that!” Whoever said technology would replace all paper obviously hasn't tried wiping their bum with an iPad. The word "Boob" is the perfect word. The B looks like a top view of them, the two Os look like a front view, and the b... Continue Reading →

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