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I thought that might catch your attention. Well just for that, you dirty minded perverts, you can keep reading !

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The xenos knocked on the door. I opened it and observed a strange little man who clearly suffered from xanthodontous. He saw me looking and spoke, “The condition was caused xenogenously. I use saffron in the course of my work and it stains so terribly. I hope you are not disgusted.”

“Not at all,” said I, as I toyed nervously with the xenocryst hanging by the gold chain around my neck. Feeling rather guilty I asked him why he had strolled along my xystos to the portico of my home. He spoke not one more word, instead choosing to show me the xylopylography he had been working on – it was an intricate xiphoid design carved with a xyster and based on a similar design he had seen in a xyst in xylotypographic texts of ancient Greece. This was what inspired him, he said. He told me this would be one small piece in the large xylotypography he was working on. I asked where he had learned his craft and he told me he had xenoplastic encounter when he returned to his native Xuan Zang, which led him to study xylopylography and xylotypography. I found myself unable to speak, enthralled by the artistry of his xylotypes.   “I’m so sorry,” said I, you must think I am a xenopus. I am so rude!”

“not to worry,” he said. He sat x-legged and pulled a xylorimba from his bag, upon which he created wonderful music. I was enthralled, and being a being a xenophile, indeed verging on xenomania, I welcomed him into our home. My spouse, being the exact opposite to me and a severe xenophobe, merely glared in my direction and retired to our bed chambers.

 

I offer you these morsels of the 120+ words beginning with X in the modern English dictionary, for all you Scrabble players who dread the X.

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